The big pants to end all big pants.
You know when Kapital goes and names something a "JUMBO" pant is going to mean they're pretty big. Big is probably an understatement, indeed there's plenty of room inside these slacks for just about anything you might need. They're so oversized even the cargo pockets are massive, with three—count 'em THREE—pop buttons to secure the flaps. The front and back also sport antiqued suspender buttons so you could do your best military clown impression. Is Clowncore the next thing?